Beth and I have decided to potty train Eli this week. He is old enough (2), smart enough, and we’ve heard of plenty accomplishing it at this age; and frankly it will be nice to be done changing his diapers before Lazarus comes.
Well, its all fine and good for us to decide together that we are potty training, but I worked all day, and got home at 7pm. I came home to an extremely dedicated but tired wife who was excited to get out of the house and have a change out of work clothes. . . which prompted her to say
"I’ve been wearing Elijah pee all day"